RUE MORGUE CELEBRITIES |
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| Name | Known For? | Birthdate | Current Age | Score Potential | Status | |
| Tekashi 6ix9ine | Disgraced rapper, snitch and human doodle pad |
5/8/1996 | 25 | 75 | |
| Queen Elizabeth II | Queen of England | 4/21/1926 | 95 | 5 | |
| Demi Lovato | Pop singer/basketcase | 8/20/1992 | 29 | 71 | |
| Paula Deen | Racist Food TV personality. Loves butter. | 1/19/47 | 74 | 26 | |
| Clarence Thomas | Supreme Court justice and porn aficionado | 6/23/1948 | 73 | 27 | |
| Joseph James DeAngelo | Golden State Killer | 11/8/1945 | 76 | 24 | |
| Michael Phelps | Olympic swimming legend and pot smoker | 6/30/1985 | 36 | 64 | |
| Name | Known For? | Birthdate | Current Age | Score Potential | Status | |
| Bernie Sanders | Democratic Socialist Senator | 9/8/1941 | 80 | 20 | |
| Smokey Robinson | Yacht Rock Singer | 2/19/1940 | 81 | 19 | |
| Lou Diamond Philips | La Bamba and lost his wife to Melissa Etheridge | 2/17/1962 | 59 | 41 | |
| Forest Whitaker | Actor and eye chart tester | 7/15/1961 | 60 | 40 | |
| Patti LaBelle | Singer and sweet potato pie baker | 5/24/1944 | 77 | 23 | |
| Martin Kove | The true head of Cobra Kai | 3/6/1946 | 75 | 25 | |
| Charles Barkley | Basketball legend and blowhard | 2/20/1963 | 58 | 42 | |
| Name | Known For? | Birthdate | Current Age | Score Potential | Status | |
| Tommy Chong | Actor THE pot smoker |
5/24/1938 | 83 | 17 | |
| 50 Cent | Rapper that banged Chelsea Handler | 7/6/1975 | 46 | 54 | |
| Fred Williamson | Ex-football player and actor, Black Caesar | 3/5/1938 | 83 | 17 | |
| Dr. Drew | Opportunistic celebrity physician | 9/4/1958 | 63 | 37 | |
| David Attenborough | Ancient British Broadcaster | 5/8/1926 | 95 | 5 | |
| Elvis Costello | Iconic singer | 8/25/1954 | 67 | 33 | |